You may have seen the videos of  Aaron Foye and his eight-month-old daughter rocking out to Bon Jovi.  Rock on baby Sydney!

But have you seen the video of the baby that hates Miley Cyrus and loves Bon Jovi?  That’s a girl who knows what good music is.

Baby: I don’t want to get up yet, it’s stupid-o’clock in the morning!

Mom: But it’s the first day of school, baby!

Baby: I don’t wanna go to school.

Mom: What do you want to do with you life, baby?

Baby: I wanna ROCK!

Just say no, Baby!

Nobody told me I wasn’t supposed to eat the whole bear!  How else am I supposed to keep up my girlish figure, Beverly & Pack?

If you keep eating your fist you won’t have room for dinner, Kerryvaughan!

What do you do in the summertime, when all the world is green?  Do you swim in a pool, to keep yourself cool, or swing in a tree up high?
Is that what you do CharlotteSpeaks? So do I!

It’s the King of Town.  Run away!  Don’t let him eat you, Magnetbox.

I hear what you’re preaching baby!

Poor Natalie – she’s caught a bad case of Stephen Tyler Syndrome!  There’s no cure, but put her together with Run-DMC, and you’ve got a great 80′s reunion concert, Erica!

“Walk This Way” is one of the few songs that breaks the rule that music, like candy, is better when you remove the rapper.  Amen to that, Reverend Run!

Update: It just doesn’t get any more 80′stastic that Stephen Tyler smashing a hole in the wall with his scarf-covered mic stand!

You are getting very sleepy, Brittany. Look into my eyes.  On the count of three, you will put all of your animal crackers on my plate.  And oh yeah, quack like a duck.

You’re going to put the thermometer where, Dr. Corneilus?

Gabriella’s story:

“On vacation in Florida my daughter had developed an intolerance to US baby formula. We arranged for some to be couriered from the UK but it has been detained in Memphis (I guess customs were interested in 2kg of white powder being delivered by FedEx) so she’s starting to get hungry..”

I’d order a pizza, Conorwithonen!

The winner of our  Baby Whisperers contest is Japan by a landslide, with 75% of the votes.  SO in tribute to our kawaii friends, here’s a very touching moment featuring a Japanese baby:

And as a consolation prize for everyone rooting for USA, Shaun will be your little baby!