1337 H4x0R for Hire

June 7th, 2011 Cute Baby Fix

I’m so 1337, GrahamKing, that the script kiddies are eatin my dust.
Will work for Red Bull, pizza and animal crackers.

Flu hallucination?

August 31st, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

ManBabies.com - Dad?

Everyone at CuteBabyFix.com has had the flu this week, and when we first checked out ManBabies.com we thought we were still hallucinating.  Turns out those folks have a really kooky sense of humor that we just can’t get enough of!

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GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!

Time for School!

August 25th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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Baby: I don’t want to get up yet, it’s stupid-o’clock in the morning!

Mom: But it’s the first day of school, baby!

Baby: I don’t wanna go to school.

Mom: What do you want to do with you life, baby?

Baby: I wanna ROCK!

Just say no, Baby!

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You are getting sleepy

August 15th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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You are getting very sleepy, Brittany. Look into my eyes.  On the count of three, you will put all of your animal crackers on my plate.  And oh yeah, quack like a duck.

Subway Smells

August 10th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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Don’t look at me – I didn’t make the subway smell like that.  That’s the subtle aroma of New York, Docpi!

She did it!

August 5th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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Come on Mom, I would never put a rubber duck and a pair of socks down the toilet! Right,  Beverly & Pack?

Karate Baby

June 8th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix
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With the new Karate Kid movie coming out today, we bring you the Karate Baby!  The perfect soundtrack for this battle of the generations is, of course, No More Kings
“Sweep the Leg”:

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I’ll bite you!

May 17th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

Roar!

I’ve got vicious teef and I’m not afraid to use them!  So back off, Upsilon Andromedae!

Tainted Lettuce?

May 7th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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Officials in Ohio have found the culprit in the 2010 tainted lettuce recall.  Ever hear of Huggies, kid?

Doompa Dee Doo

May 2nd, 2010 Cute Baby Fix
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Apparently his Mom can’t deny him cigarettes because of the huge tantrums he throws… This sad story feels like it needs an Oompa Loompa intervention!

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I blame Daddy!

January 23rd, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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I know it’s a new shirt Mom, but Daddy’s just hopeless with a spoon!  You really ought to get him some training or something.

New Year’s Resolution #3

January 7th, 2010 Cute Baby Fix

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Be more cheerful