I’m so 1337, GrahamKing, that the script kiddies are eatin my dust.
Will work for Red Bull, pizza and animal crackers.

Everyone at CuteBabyFix.com has had the flu this week, and when we first checked out ManBabies.com we thought we were still hallucinating.  Turns out those folks have a really kooky sense of humor that we just can’t get enough of!

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Baby: I don’t want to get up yet, it’s stupid-o’clock in the morning!

Mom: But it’s the first day of school, baby!

Baby: I don’t wanna go to school.

Mom: What do you want to do with you life, baby?

Baby: I wanna ROCK!

Just say no, Baby!

You are getting very sleepy, Brittany. Look into my eyes.  On the count of three, you will put all of your animal crackers on my plate.  And oh yeah, quack like a duck.

Don’t look at me – I didn’t make the subway smell like that.  That’s the subtle aroma of New York, Docpi!

Come on Mom, I would never put a rubber duck and a pair of socks down the toilet! Right,  Beverly & Pack?

With the new Karate Kid movie coming out today, we bring you the Karate Baby!  The perfect soundtrack for this battle of the generations is, of course, No More Kings
“Sweep the Leg”:

I’ve got vicious teef and I’m not afraid to use them!  So back off, Upsilon Andromedae!

Officials in Ohio have found the culprit in the 2010 tainted lettuce recall.  Ever hear of Huggies, kid?

Apparently his Mom can’t deny him cigarettes because of the huge tantrums he throws… This sad story feels like it needs an Oompa Loompa intervention!

I know it’s a new shirt Mom, but Daddy’s just hopeless with a spoon!  You really ought to get him some training or something.

Be more cheerful