In our scientifically controlled study, puppies were proven to be smarter than male babies holding a shiny toy. News at 11.

You can do it baby, we’re behind you all the way!

These sweet and tender moments don’t last.  Soon you’ll be too old to snog the dog!

photo credit: César Rincón

Hurry – if we get it clean before Dad gets home, he won’t know you piddled on the driveway!

One little specked frog,
Sitting on a speckled log,
Eating the most delicious bugs…yum,yum.
He jumped into the pool
Where it was nice and cool.
Now there are no speckled frogs.

photo credit: ephotography

Baby 1 : Bear 0

photo credit: JoshuaBloom

I’m in ur rumpus room, eatin ur monkies.

photo credit: permanently scatterbrained

This is so wrong, on so many levels.  Be careful baby!

He looks like he’s trying so hard! What a hard workin baby – thats lots of snake to clean…

Note to self – even though the baby is the same size as the cat, carrying her around in a pet carrier is not a good idea.  I wonder if the onezie would fit on the cat? What do you think, plattitudes?

Inner peace is knowing your diaper won’t leak, no matter what your position.
Thanks to sender inner Laney!

Baby 1, rottie, 0
If you listen to the very end, you can hear the baby’s ferocious battle cry.

Kids these days – one day I’m a ferocious attack dog, the next I’m a fashion accessory for little miss Rainbow Brite here.
Serenity now…. Serenity now…. Insanity later, Exployment Now