Who are the better baby whisperers? The USA with their Sean Cassidy-tastic blow dryer, or the Japanese with their super sibilant slurping sounds? You be the judge in the survey below.

Hello to all of our new friends from CNN Tech!  We hope you stick around to play with us!

Here are 8 more ways to feel good:

1. Cheeks
2. Feets
3. Babies of Star Wars
4. Bunnderpants®
5. Naughty Babies
6. For your LOLs
7. Kissink Babies
8. And last, but not least, Hot Daddy Friday

In our scientifically controlled study, puppies were proven to be smarter than male babies holding a shiny toy. News at 11.

Who wouldn’t want to take a baby onto a rock-hard surface with very little friction? Wearing shoes with sharp blades on them.  Sounds like fun for the whole family!

It’s a miracle we made it to adulthood with braniac parents like these.

At least the baby’s looking cute in his deathtrap recreational device.

You can do it baby, we’re behind you all the way!

It’s a gigantic animated, robotic BABY…

And its going to eat all mankind, “Nom, nom, nom.”

Watch out for that truck, frog baby!

Click the image to play Frogger online, chimothy27!

So  Jet Blue is offering $10 flights on fights tomorrow and Wednesday.  Cancun (AUA) here we come!

Then again, who wants to be A Man in a Suitcase?

Justin Bieber thinks he’s soo cool having breakdancers in his video for Baby, but Baby Boogins totally pwns him! (click play on both movies at once for maximum effect!)

If you’re going to dance with Lady Gaga on American Idol baby, you’re going to need some better threads – something like this guy:

Woah Mamma, oh Mamma, don’t treat me so mean,
You’re the meanest old Mamma that I’ve ever seen.
I guess if you say so
I have to pack ma things and go. (That’s right)

(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more.)
What you say?
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the road Jack and don’t you come back no more.)

well baby, listen baby, don’t ya treat me this-a way
Cause I’ll be back on my feet some day.
(Don’t care if you do ’cause it’s understood)
(you ain’t got no money you just ain’t no good.)
Well, I guess if you say so
I’d have to pack my things and go. (That’s right)

Ready to put Earth below us, drifting, falling, Masochismtango?

This one’s for you, Roger!