photo credit: omniNate

Some one call 911! I found this guy in the yard- he never made it inside from his car! Oh, the Humanity!

What’s so funny, JR?

photo credit: moonsheep

Of sugar plums dance in their heads….

photo credit: Micah Sittig

Our new turkey with fast acting tryptophan will have you asleep before you’re even out of your chair.

photo credit: legendarymonkey

Sing it with me:

We Are the Champeeeons Mah free-ends!

And Weeee keep on fight-en to the ennnddd,

Duhn duhn duhn!

We Are the Champeeons!

We are the Champeeons!

No Time for Losahs! Cause we are the champeeons, of the World!!!!

You know how the dryer seems to eat all of the matches to the socks, Spigoo? Well, I think I’ve caught the culprit! Cough em up, baby.

I love it how they allways keep going back for more!

If you’re a US citizen, don’t forget to vote today!  Make sure you know your local issues and candidates - while the presidential election may seem extra exciting this year, the person you vote for as county commissioner will probably have a bigger impact on your day to day life.

photo credit: TedsBlog

I’m gonna wash that pie right out of my hair, I’m gonna wash that pie right out of my hair….

They’re not scary at all, aigeanta! Every cute baby should have a color coordinated scarecrow by their side this time of year.

photo credit: D&J Huber

Over here, people, I found the victim’s head…

I put in an application with the Monkey Pirates, but they said my pillaging skills were “weak”. I mean, who wouldn’t grab webkins instead of gold dubloons? Duh!