Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride…
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you’re all alone all you do is think

photo credit: mr. toaster
The babies on the bus say, “Wah, wah, wah”. Don’t cry baby, the big kids will be home from school soon!

photo credit: Larsz
It’s Super Baby – up, up and away!
And he very wisely is going with the “no cape” casual look.
photo credit: chimothy27
Come and listen to a story about a boy named Will
A poor baby, barely kept his diaper filled,
Then one day he was smunchin down some food,
And up through his pants came a bubblin poo!
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Will’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said “Will move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
I highly suspect there are Saturday Morning Cartoons involved in this sofa breakfast with daddy!
No babies were forced to drink overpriced frawnch water for the making of the commercial.

Photo Credit EpicFireworks
Hey Dad, can I start by blowing this one off? Puhleese?
And this is is just for the first 15 minutes – you should see the truck load for the grand finale!