I put in an application with the Monkey Pirates, but they said my pillaging skills were “weak”. I mean, who wouldn’t grab webkins instead of gold dubloons? Duh!

photo credit: juhansonin

Well, if yeh want to be a Pirate, mate, bring yer resume down to me ship- we’ll have yeh take our aptitude test to see if piratin’ is the right career for yeh.  There is also a fightin’ test, but since we’re pirates, yeh can have mah cheat sheet. An it’s strictly BYOB, yeh know, bring yer own bananas…

I didn’t know I was supposed to swing on the pearly gates – who knew that the hinges were merely decorative? If I promise not to do it again, can I have my have my halo back, Ranger82?

Ah, to be two with flowers in your hair – what a great way to spend May Day, nuanc!

Look Mommy, I got dressed all by myself! Let’s hope daddy didn’t take him to preschool dressed like that, methyl_lives.

Mette tries out her new wheels. It’s not every 1 year old that gets to drive her very own tank. I mean, most kids have to wait until college to get one.  When the Danish 1st mechanized baby regiment comes rolling in, just remember that I’m 1/4 danish Arne Sostack, and show some mercy!

It’s the best kind of magic ever – all you need are some cool boots and a puddle, ytang3!

It the epic tradition of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Pete’s Dragon comes “Dragon Boy”.  Armed with a stick, he sets off in pursuit of his destiny.  Springtime is the perfect time for burninating the countryside,  Lab2112. It’s always a good time to jam out to Trogdor:

Holy Cute! A pint-sized cadre of superheroes and supervillians match up in a battle of unprecedented size. Nice work, vvfilms keep the ‘shorts’ coming!

He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’re opening cans of tuna, so give him some for goodness sake.
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice,
Is he the warrior of Christmas, Malingering? Or is that the other Santa Klaws?

For those of you who aren’t American, the only explanation I can give is that it’s a cultural thing. It must be the tryptophan, Telstar Logistics! Or perhaps it’s that cranberry sauce from the can..?

Have a great Thanksgiving everybody! Love the sweet turkey hat, Maddfamily, save us a drumstick and some cranberry sauce.