Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride…

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you’re all alone all you do is think

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I say, well I say, Foghorn Leghorn never looked so cute!

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Don’t you dare take my hat!

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What great shirts from www.trendytwinshop.com!  Bacon, eggs and babies – what more could you want?

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Too late for Easter, but Bunny Ballet is popular all spring!

And that is the end of our tail….

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Thank you darling, pearls are always classy – they’re so Chanel.  Now I only need a pair of Manolos to match…

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Don’t worry, he’ll grow into them in no time!

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There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head an artic cold wave swept across the land.
It’s -26 here at Cute Baby Headquarters, stay warm out there!

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As an early Christmas gift, we present this earworm, just for you:

Buh-bum.. buh-bum…
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

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I put in an application with the Monkey Pirates, but they said my pillaging skills were “weak”. I mean, who wouldn’t grab webkins instead of gold dubloons? Duh!

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Well, if yeh want to be a Pirate, mate, bring yer resume down to me ship- we’ll have yeh take our aptitude test to see if piratin’ is the right career for yeh.  There is also a fightin’ test, but since we’re pirates, yeh can have mah cheat sheet. An it’s strictly BYOB, yeh know, bring yer own bananas…

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I didn’t know I was supposed to swing on the pearly gates – who knew that the hinges were merely decorative? If I promise not to do it again, can I have my have my halo back, Ranger82?

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