photo credit: lancefisher

As an early Christmas gift, we present this earworm, just for you:

Buh-bum.. buh-bum…
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a ‘54 convertible too, light blue,
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven’t kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don’t mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

I put in an application with the Monkey Pirates, but they said my pillaging skills were “weak”. I mean, who wouldn’t grab webkins instead of gold dubloons? Duh!

photo credit: juhansonin

Well, if yeh want to be a Pirate, mate, bring yer resume down to me ship- we’ll have yeh take our aptitude test to see if piratin’ is the right career for yeh.  There is also a fightin’ test, but since we’re pirates, yeh can have mah cheat sheet. An it’s strictly BYOB, yeh know, bring yer own bananas…

I didn’t know I was supposed to swing on the pearly gates - who knew that the hinges were merely decorative? If I promise not to do it again, can I have my have my halo back, Ranger82?

Ah, to be two with flowers in your hair - what a great way to spend May Day, nuanc!

Look Mommy, I got dressed all by myself! Let’s hope daddy didn’t take him to preschool dressed like that, methyl_lives.

Mette tries out her new wheels. It’s not every 1 year old that gets to drive her very own tank. I mean, most kids have to wait until college to get one.  When the Danish 1st mechanized baby regiment comes rolling in, just remember that I’m 1/4 danish Arne Sostack, and show some mercy!

It’s the best kind of magic ever - all you need are some cool boots and a puddle, ytang3!

It the epic tradition of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Pete’s Dragon comes “Dragon Boy”.  Armed with a stick, he sets off in pursuit of his destiny.  Springtime is the perfect time for burninating the countryside,  Lab2112. It’s always a good time to jam out to Trogdor:

Holy Cute! A pint-sized cadre of superheroes and supervillians match up in a battle of unprecedented size. Nice work, vvfilms keep the ’shorts’ coming!

He knows when you’ve been sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’re opening cans of tuna, so give him some for goodness sake.
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice,
Is he the warrior of Christmas, Malingering? Or is that the other Santa Klaws?

For those of you who aren’t American, the only explanation I can give is that it’s a cultural thing. It must be the tryptophan, Telstar Logistics! Or perhaps it’s that cranberry sauce from the can..?