Did you put the sleeps on daddy, AlexanderN? That new baby smell will do it every time.

Now they’ve had their anesthesia and are ready for the bikini wax! That’s going to be one busy technician!

Why pay the membership for a health club only to fight crowds and use equipment sticky with someone else’s sweat, Wonderlane? For only $4.99 an hour, we can rent you a baby that can provide a complete workout anywhere, anytime.  Squats, curls, chasing across the street - they are all more fun with a baby.

There’s nothing cuter than a baby that’s a drooler, and nothing hotter than a daddy that’s a doctor. Put them both together and we’ve got a great dish for Hot Daddy Friday. Love Chase’s bling, Oaklandcat - you know every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man!

Look at these two - they’re like two peas in a pod with the whole synchronized arm thing going on, whitogreen! I just hope the arm wrest predisposition is on a different gene than the facial hair thing, because poor little Kater Bug doesn’t need to deal with that.

You’d think after having the hit single, “Open Up Your Eyes” on the Narnia Soundtrack, Jeremy would be able to afford better digs than these. I love the baby bottle & chew toy rolled up in the sleeve and the wee baby cowboy boots - classic! I wonder what it is that mommy is screaming from the door of the trailer, Lee Steffen?

Check out the size difference between Dad’s thumbnail, and baby’s nose! I’ve heard that having kids makes you lose your hair- very wise move to preempt this with the razor, dude. Very cute submission, JulieB. Keep them coming, friends, we love getting your submissions!

Just because she made you eat liver and onions, SeraphimC?

Don’t be shell shocked baby, Mommy just loves the nightlife, don’t you, Nicole? Go and put your dancin shoes on, and in no time you’ll be reelin with the feelin, too.

There is something about daddy and baby asleep on the couch that makes you smile.  Extra points for Carson’s daddy for managing to fall asleep mid-kiss, phrozendemon.  How cute!

There’s nothing like that new baby smell mixed with fresh spruce, Photo-Mojo! Daddy will have to admit he inhaled - we’ve got the photographic proof of the baby huffing.   Legal council may get him to admit to the lesser charge of snorgling, but we’re not buying it… Merry Christmas baby!

Clintus McGintus - why are you enabling her? It starts small, with a pair of shoes under the Christmas tree.  Next thing you know, she’s pawning her textbooks for a pair of Manolo Blahniks.  If you’re not careful, she’ll end up like this.

Is this what happens when narcoleptics sing show tunes? Looks like mommy was exhausted from getting her Flashdance on, Nick Haskins. She’s a maniac…