No, no - I’m not using you as a pillow. I’m, um, protecting you from earthquakes. And hurricanes.  And catastrophic structural failure of the bedroom roof.  I’m risking my life for you and you have the gall to complain?  After nap you can clean all of the litter boxes with your toothbrush - perhaps it will teach you a little respect! I swear - kids these days, jamestraceur - they have no appreciation for the sacrifices we make for them. Not one little bit.

I want to nibble his little huge paws leeno, and tickle his claws.

I don’t know if my fave is the kitty on the cactus or the cat falling off the counter. Is your kitteh this crazy?

Looks like this little family was spared another year, johnmuk. These cute little guys make me want to serve tofu turkey next year - I wonder what a tofu drumstick tastes like?

You told me I could have the giblets, so I had to eat through the rest of the turkey lookin for them, Elevated. You say they’re in my doggie dish - well thanks! It’s a real good turkey, I’m sure you’re gonna love it. The potatoes are pretty good too, my complements to the chef.

Does your cat suffer from Crazy Kitten Syndrome? Are your curtains shredded, and your couch look like a frat house castaway? Are your ankles the victim for frequent, persistent, non-lethal ambush attacks? If you have been able to survive this period of trial without losing it, you deserve a cookie - and maybe some pudding.

I think this concentration of cuteness, fluffiness is illegal in the lower 48 states.  No wonder they need to keep these adorable puppies in Ottawa, Paul Moody!

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sansanparrots‘ corgi seems to have lost his body! Did you look under the couch, Kaley? Did you leave it at school? I guess you did lose your body, cause it isn’t attached!

This is the best wiener dog costume ever, marymactavish!  Does DJ like his hot dogs with or without mustard?

The best part of this picture is the other cat in the upper RH corner ready to pounce on Dobson, the cat-pumpkin hybrid.  It’s amazing what they’ll do for treats, isn’t it jennconspiracy?

I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor, gwen!