Don’t talk back to Darth Vader, he’ll get ya. It’s an exciting movie, fistofblog! A big shoutout to our peep Roger or finding this gem for us!

With 9 inches of snow in my driveway, I could go for a little beach time, audi_insperation. I want to see the picture of Amelia and her daddy at the top of the rock!

Hey Marley? You don’t happen to be related to Paul Shafer at all?

Either way, the future’s so bright, you’ve got to wear shades, mattieb!

Don’t you love it when da baby starts out sad and ends up happy? Everybody loves a happy ending, right, tricia3047?

I’ve been salivating for a good book all day, Kathryn. It looks like little Artemis Sophia highly recommends Oh My Oh My Oh Dinosaurs! Maybe next year she can read it to us!

The doggie and I want to make pancakes for The Family! No? Why am I not allowed in the kitchen alone - are you still nagging me about the cell phone flushing incident? Come on, that was like two weeks ago! You’d flush your phone too if all you got were telemarketers and political surveys! Now seriously, how about if we make waffles instead, or some french toast?

(here is the cell phone in the bottom of the toilet that had to be removed to extract it.  The whole story is well worth the read! It will make you feel better about your Monday)

http://cutebabyfix.com/images/2008/02/The_Herculoids_Babies.flv
It’s got little teeth like me! The Herculoids was one of our favorite shows growing up, so finding a “Baby Herculoids” version online had us ROTFLOL - you can watch a ‘regular’ episode in all it’s glory on YouTube: (more…)

Don’t put your child through the horror of the automatic car wash! Have him wash the car himself like nature intended. Hey Tiger, I think you missed a spot! And there could be one or two other things you are forgetting as well…

Show him how it’s done, Studio-54!

I double dog dare you to try and be depressed while watching cute babies wrestling and biting each other on the butt. If you can, you need some serious therapy. Love the funny babies, teebag66!

Ok, I think it’s shorted out.  When I hold it at exactly this angle wif mah teef, it works pretty good!  You got yer Lazers back in action! There is still something wrong with the dot matrix capabilities, tho- this paper is all rong, but I can fix that. Could you hand me that screwdriver, Free*Soul?

I’m in ur cube, doin ur werk, mayumi’s photos. Going back to work after President’s Day is seriously harshing my attitude. I’m gonna need a personal assistant, a crackberry, high speed internet, a diaper change and about a dozen donuts to make this work. Are you writing this down? Excellent! Get on it, Stat!

Hey mom - a little push? Let’s go for a cherry bump, jessicafm! Puh-leeeeeze?