Baby Races

January 30th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Oh the horror! “Human Exploitation of the Worst Kind”. Tiny athletes forced into grueling competitions of body and mind.

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This video, whilst informative on the ‘evils’ of baby racing is more PG-13 rated than most of our content here on CBF. It has some swears in it, so watch it when your kids aren’t in the room, unless they’re like 32, working full time, and can handle sarcastic wit.

The Look of Monday

January 28th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

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Baby Tara, I think this is how all of us feel about Monday.Can I have the day off, maredana? No? Sigh - ok, back to the salt mines…

Cutest Cub

January 27th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

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We thought Knut was the cutest polar bear cub ever, but we never saw him with the sleeps! I love the leg twitching and the yawnink.

Baby Smurf

January 26th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

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Yes, we know Baby Smurf came after the show ‘jumped the shark‘, but we’re doing it for the children! And the grown-ups who never grew up. And because Smurfs with pikes are still somehow cute. Attack!

Carl and Christian

January 25th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Check out the size difference between Dad’s thumbnail, and baby’s nose! I’ve heard that having kids makes you lose your hair- very wise move to preempt this with the razor, dude. Very cute submission, JulieB. Keep them coming, friends, we love getting your submissions!

Just Like Daddy

January 24th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Is it a case of monkey see - monkey do, or is it genetic, CBD?

Darth Vader Blues

January 22nd, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

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You can never start too early when indoctrinating your children about what is really important. You just don’t see tender father and son interaction like this every day,Lvella43

Baby Pac Man

January 19th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

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How many calories do you think Pac pellets have to make the Pac Man family have such unflattering figures? You’d think somebody clue them in to the Adkins diet or something…

Don’t bury mommy!

January 18th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Just because she made you eat liver and onions, SeraphimC?

Chickety China

January 17th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Chickety China, the Chinese Chicken, You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’. Got some sweet n sour in yer hair there, baby. What some sushi with that, nathaniel s ?

Level 1 Human

January 16th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix


Something tells me this kid is going to need a whole lot of therapy, Munceenuts! Of course, he’s not the only one… Do you think they can get a group discount?

Cute Baby Feet

January 15th, 2008 Cute Baby Fix

I used to think maybe you loved me, now baby I’m sure,
And I just can’t wait till the day when you knock on my door.
Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down,
Cause I just can’t wait till you write me you’re comin’ around.

I’m walkin’ on sunshine…whoa,
I’m walkin’ on sunshine…whoa,
I’m walkin’ on sunshine…whoa, and it’s time to feel good!

Get this kid some chucks, McElwee, quick!