Dad can help me reach the sky indeed, IvanoMak. Love the matching outfits Jack and Ryan - welcome to Hot Daddy Friday!

That’s when you know you have a drinking problem…. when you end up out cold, topless, next to an empty bottle.  It’s never too late to quit, rlr77!

A classic - will Cookie Monster ever get a bite of cookie? Will the little girl run off with him and live a life of gluttony living on cookies?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.  Pass the napkins, SGT Butler.

Forget grape, watermelon, or sour apple, Leilani is the flavor of the month! Cuteness in the extreme, Jason!

Dahrlink! The cannabis motif just has to go - it was so 20 minutes ago! Don’t hang your head in shame dear, we’ll call my friend Page Davis, I hear she’s not busy these days.  I think we need to stage an intervention, TalkingTree!

I’m not sure what you’re whispering, but stop it before you make the baby cry, Larsz!

Coco decides to get a good look at the camera, but we’re the ones who get a great look at her! I hope she was well burped before taking this shot, tiarescott!

Miss Manners you’re not, but we think you’ve got a class all your own, Arya. At least you don’t have to worry about leftovers, Turtblu!

The stoic struggle to keep one’s composure when faced with lukewarm bath water knows no ends, sean dreilinger.

We have a fine selection of Kittens for rent - you can choose the sleeping kitten, or the ever popular French moustached model.  Our very reasonable rates are $4.95 an hour, with a three hour minimum.  Act now and we’ll throw in the use of a basket and scooter for free, nogoodreason!

Beware of flying killer chinchillas, ChinchillaVilla… For the chinchilla mafia knows no mercy!